Announcements

Tuesday October 24 2023

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Lost in the hype and front page stories of the 2026 Commonwealth Games Bid announcement (2022 Andrews Government Re-election), was Dictator Dan’s secret bid to become the first jurisdiction outside Ireland to host dual Penny Kerry Cups.

Despite being a bit of a dick, closing Victorian golf courses in Wuhan Spicy Cough times due to ‘science’, @danielandrewsmp is a golf nut and has been a longtime social media follower of the Penny Kerry Cup. Liking and chortling at the strongman tactics of Inaugural President @ryanhiraperkins and his Putin-like grip on power, via a burner account.

When Dan’s world started collapsing in mid 2023, the Chairman of Australia’s second or third best state, reached out to recently elected President Thompson about renegotiating the PKC Allocation Fees. After PKC Lawyers @corrslawyers promptly told Chairman Dan we’d see them in the High Court, they decided it would be easier and cheaper to pursue a $600m Commonwealth Games cancellation.

Now that Dan is enjoying retirement in his Beijing Boudoir it is safe to announce that the Mornington Peninsula will host PKCXIII later this month.

Continuing the tradition of our PKCVIII Sandbelt and PKCXI Tasmania Tours the Kerrians will again launch our week with some first night fever @crownmelbourne , before driving over some level crossings as we head south east through a claimed global city of 5 million people to the famed region of top30 Australian Golf.

Standby for your annual social media explosion.

In Her Memory The Tradition Continues

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